"For me, the biggest selling point is that it is the least toy-like in appearance of the three. The DS may be fun, but I think it looks a little too much like a kid's toy."

No matter how sleek, how tiny, or how shiny a portable is, you'll still look like a nerd when you're hunched over it at a bus stop. A legion of dancing silhouettes and Apple's marketing department couldn't change that.