Reading this in AvE's voice, with his delightful Canadian accent and adding a bit of his prose, makes it all sound just right.

Communication tunnels under Chicago, ages ago, provided cool air for theaters and other businesses. Not sure if it helped in the winter, but it should have.

Actually, people who take the measles vaccine are at a much lower chance of being infected or infecting others. It is sad that the NGOs keep claiming it is eradicated here and there when it isn't.

I surely hope this one is true.

They paid at gunpoint.

They "paid" at gunpoint.

TRUTH!

Those are subjects not 'customers'.

Easy as cake.

Cats are nature.

Bird lives matter.

At least the chopped birds won't be scattered about on the ground creating an unsightly mess.

Sounds like a question for whoever wrote the /. headline.

Might want to leave Denmark off that list.
"I know that some people in the US associate the Nordic model with some sort of socialism," he said. "Therefore, I would like to make one thing clear. Denmark is far from a socialist planned economy. Denmark is a market economy."

https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.vox.com%2F2015%2F10%2F31...

Maybe they lack momma's basement for carefree gaming into their forties.