Yeah, to the Bahamas! Russia: brrrr!

He might also be a schizophrenic. Isn't the incidence of schizophrenia higher among mathematicians?

Precisely. My use of metaphor might be difficult from a technical standpoint, but it will make for a stimulating challenge to anyone willing to create a visual analysis back-end for ghetto booties, sugar apples, badonkadonks, whale tails, laffy taffy, and backyard cheddarstacks.

Alright guys break it up! Break it up!

My apologies. I meant "juicy" as a metaphor calling to mind appealing round shape and desirability, not leaking of anus or pus lanced from infected tissue.

I'm sure many a Slashdot reader will receive an upgrade in the looks department when they are able to heal acne scars. Now excuse me while I prepare for troll modding from butthurt pizzaface.

Could someone please develop an open-source recognition algorithm for juicy teen asses? I'll be happy to write the UI if various visual parameters are supported, though I'm sure depth perception will be a challenge. Nothing worse than a fatty but a flatty...

Finally!

and here I am with my "screeching, terrified woman about to be murdered" ringtone. People say I'm a little tense...

Mmmmm body stockings... waterproof and lubricant excreting... that'll decidedly swing the pendulum away from family gaming.

But then, how do I hide what I was doing when my mom walks in...

But then he must add a module for maintaining neckbeard

Activate tearducts and proceed with robot mourning routine!

If the Yanks try to invade us, Canadian brother, best believe we'll infiltrate and cause all manner of mayhem down there... try to profile a Canadian, Yankees - we've got ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW! HA HA HA HAAAA!