Comment Re:The guy is smart (Score 0) 421
You know what happens to people in Russia that suddenly come into money... many disappear.
Yeah, to the Bahamas! Russia: brrrr!
Comment Re:An artform. (Score 0) 421
He might also be a schizophrenic. Isn't the incidence of schizophrenia higher among mathematicians?
Comment Re:Fun idea (Score 0, Offtopic) 115
Precisely. My use of metaphor might be difficult from a technical standpoint, but it will make for a stimulating challenge to anyone willing to create a visual analysis back-end for ghetto booties, sugar apples, badonkadonks, whale tails, laffy taffy, and backyard cheddarstacks.
Comment Re:sweet (Score 1) 335
Alright guys break it up! Break it up!
Comment Re:Fun idea (Score -1, Offtopic) 115
My apologies. I meant "juicy" as a metaphor calling to mind appealing round shape and desirability, not leaking of anus or pus lanced from infected tissue.
Comment Re:So (Score 2, Funny) 260
I'm sure many a Slashdot reader will receive an upgrade in the looks department when they are able to heal acne scars.
Now excuse me while I prepare for troll modding from butthurt pizzaface.
Comment Fun idea (Score -1, Offtopic) 115
Could someone please develop an open-source recognition algorithm for juicy teen asses?
I'll be happy to write the UI if various visual parameters are supported, though I'm sure depth perception will be a challenge. Nothing worse than a fatty but a flatty...
Comment Right on! (Score 1) 115
Finally!
Comment Well then... (Score 1) 75
and here I am with my "screeching, terrified woman about to be murdered" ringtone. People say I'm a little tense...
Comment Re:What's wrong with gamepads? (Score 1) 138
Mmmmm body stockings... waterproof and lubricant excreting... that'll decidedly swing the pendulum away from family gaming.
But then, how do I hide what I was doing when my mom walks in...
Comment Re:No option of Fortran? (Score 2, Funny) 407
But then he must add a module for maintaining neckbeard
Comment ALERT SLASHDOT (Score 5, Funny) 132
Activate tearducts and proceed with robot mourning routine!
OpenBSD 4.7 Preorders Are Up 191
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Comment Re:Exactly What We Need (Score 1) 418
If the Yanks try to invade us, Canadian brother, best believe we'll infiltrate and cause all manner of mayhem down there... try to profile a Canadian, Yankees - we've got ALL THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW! HA HA HA HAAAA!
