Texas trying to out stupid Florida and winning !!!

Watching Fox News is more effective than a lobotomy.

I knew there was something missing. They left out the bale of hay and trough of water.

Oh wait, they would charge extra for those. Never mind ...

None will benefit the consumer.

The MPAA/RIAA cabal needs this secret treaty. So stop complaining and go back to being a quiet compliant prole.

Wouldn't the uptight Miss Zug be more relaxed using Goatse ?

Noooooooooo ....

Sprouts make me fart.

Economic activity ??? This is what you get when profit is the driving force in the "health care industry".

Now is the time to make the whole nations health the priority.

Texas was ready to secede from the USA, maybe now is a good time.

In my office nothing is possible without CUPS of COFFEE!

No, no, the right will clam that their beloved President Alzheimer was non compos mentis when he signed 12333 and cannot be held responsible for fucking over the population.

This reeks of the university administration imposing a policy that the faculty and students will ultimately defeat.

In other news Matthew Berry announced that he was looking forward to taking a highly paid position as VP for Media Obfuscation with a nationwide cable company in the near future.

The lobbyists for the coal and oil industries will spin this as a 'win'.

"See, I told you the Kenyan, Muslim, socialist, green, anti-American is trying to bankrupt the righteous, god fearing, flag waving, truck driving, ordinary American trying to protect his traditional way of life. Don't believe those liberal, elitist, heathen scientists. Donate here and vote this way. Thank you. "

This post should be read with the sarc filter on.

Politicians can only think short term. Most of them no further than the next sound-bite.