I'm a sort of less brown man (unless it's summer and then I'm a little bit brownish), and I was "randomly selected" to be searched at Newark airport. Again. Sorry, LIBERTY airport, I keep forgetting its funny new name. Anyhow, there were lots and lots of brown men there that weren't put on the mat and frisked, and had their bags put into the whatever-the-fuck-that-thing-detects detector. Just sayin'.

Turns out when my ticket has SSSSS on it, then I get frisked. and because it's random, it can happen randomly. Sometimes the roulette wheel will hit 5 three times in a row.