Stewardess, I speak Australian. Foster's. Argy Bargy. Wallaby. Foster's.

Well, you can just tell people you're working on Duke Nukem Forever and a Day. As long as you never finish, you've succeeded at making a spiritual successor.

The explanation's pretty simple: the Mediterranean is only on Earth, so it would be pretty silly to look for Mediterranean-dwelling sea creatures on any other planet, wouldn't it?

You'd better not feed that thing any bandwidth after midnight.

Yeah, but Korben Dallas kills Snape at Nakatomi Plaza with gravity.

I'm a fan of the [item/quest] "in her panties" jokes myself. The most amusing one I've seen yet is "Mr. Floppy's Perilous Adventure" (in her panties). Yes, that's a real quest name.

I expected the Spanish Inquisition, but I got mustard instead. Stupid Burger King.

Women want the same thing I want from a laptop--the utter lack of exploding batteries.

Yeah, I never could hit a real baseball very well, but that little plastic ball with the holes in it was sure easy to... Hey, wait a minute. You hit the wrong key twice in a row.

I'm sure there's something in Tesla's lab that we can scrounge up to make an instant cloning device for time savings.

Well, at least you can decide on whether or not you can decide. Errr...

It sure did help me. By the way, in which series was Obvious the captain of one of the Enterprises?

We're trying to slashdot it out of existence.

I can't seem to find the -1, Whoosh moderation option.