get the kid a job so he can buy a car.

i was an unhappy geek in high school

then i bought an 89 coupe deville and was magically transformed into a well rounded, happy individual.

I was also the only person in my high school to ever be chased by a police chopper cause i was going too fast for the squad cars to catch up

then i come to school the next day and like 50 people drove by me pulled over with 5 squad cars behind me, and were like, duuuuude whatd you get pulled over for?! did they catch you with shit in yer car?! and i was just like, nah, they couldnt clock me so they just gave me a ticket for 100 in a 55.

that was a jolly good time