the "health food" industry will sell you fructose telling people that it is a "more natural and healthy" sweetener.
Very true. Ever see Agave Nectar in health food stores? It can be up to 90% fructose. Which can't possibly be good for people with fructose malabsorption syndrome .
Now, who in their right mind would even attempt to drink an entire case of sodas, sweetened, diet or otherwise?
I've had many of my solar powered lawn lights turn into ant farms simply because they make great shelter. Ants love warmth. Here's an experiment: Get an empty paint can, drill a small hole on the side near the bottom and set it outside preferably in an out of the way yet sunny part of the yard; e.g. by a fence. Watch how fast that sucker fills up with ants. With the sun beating down on telephone and cable hookup boxes, in my neighborhood about half of them have ant mounds around them. And yard transformers are warm all year round, the little buggers get inside and pile up moist dirt until they reach the conductors and bzzzt! What amazes me is how high they'll climb to build a nest- At a previous neighborhood where the utilities were strung up on poles, I called the phone company complaining of line noise one day, so they came out and found an ant nest inside the rubber boot on the pole 25 feet in the air.
But where I live, ants aren't so much a problem in window AC units as brown paper wasps are...
Down in New Orleans, all the caskets in the cemeteries are above ground in vaults, because the water table is too high for in-ground burials. Of course, when outsiders say "Why is everybody buried above ground?" the running joke is "So we can rush them to the polls quicker."
Of course things have changed since then, and in the early 90's, one thing that they did was get rid of all the mechanical lever machines and replaced them with direct recording electromechanical touch panel machines. These are approximately the same size as the lever machines, but instead of levers, they have a poster paper sized ballot over rows of buttons. Push on the box next to the candidate's name, and a green "X" light shines from underneath the paper. (The candidate's check boxes are spaced far enough apart that any attempt at sabotaging the vote by mis-aligning the poster over the buttons would be immediately apparent.) Then you press the Cast Vote button underneath the poster, the machine beeps, then all the lamps turn off. The results are stored in a cartridge, which is then removed and hand carried to the local registrar's office, where the stored results are transmitted to the secretary of state's office via dial-up modem to be counted. Then a hard copy of each machine's tally is printed out for the "Official" results. The hard copies are returned to the secretary of state's office, and each machine's cartridge is re-counted upon return to the warehouse before being erased and stored away for the next election.
In the 2004 presidential election, these machines were replaced with newer touch screen machines. Due to problems with these new machines (and subsequent uproar by the people), they were gone and the familiar 15 year old electromechanical machines were back.
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