Journal Scott Lockwood's Journal: Big fat idiots shouldn't take trains. 2

So, I get on the train this morning to head towntown to work, and after about 3 stops, this big fat idiot gets on, and decides to sit right next to me. That isn't so bad, but the asshole takes up part of my seat also, and doesn't even say excuse me, he just pushes me over toward the window. On top of this, he doesn't even look at me, he just sits there like the stupid fat fuck that he is, listening to his crappy Radio Shack headphones that are so damn loud, everyone can hear them blaring "Man, I feel like a woman. Ba ba ba-ba ba ba-ba!" Then we get off the train, and BFI (Big Fat Idiot) lights up and starts blowing smoke on everyone exiting the train car.

We need legislation that makes it legal to stab BFI's like this in the neck.