Disney needs breaking up.

Obviously they mean 7 different accounts, but using the same Switch, not 7 accounts on 7 different Switchs*, because otherwise that's one hell of a deal.

* Switches? Switchs? Switchi?

What's to prevent me from taking a snapshot of the entire email and later doing whatever I want anyway?

Google have already thought of this. If you take a snapshot, a hatch will open in your device and a boxing glove will strike you between the legs. Contrary to popular belief, this also hurts ladies.

"Responding to emails while on vacation is not cool."

Sent from my sun lounger in Cancun.

Just play all your music / phone conversations out loud. I'm sure everyone around you won't mind listening to the latest pop hit or whether you'll have time to pick up the dog's worming tablets after work tonight.

If the victim has an email address associated with the mobile phone account (almost everyone does), the phone service should send a code to the email address and ask the "customer" to read it out when they receive it.

No code, no phone redirect. We'll stick a new SIM card in the post to put in your new phone.

They're on the card, you just need PhotoRec.

The good guys need to be lucky every time. The bad guy only needs to be lucky once.

Go back to your own galaxy.

Unless I'm expecting a call, I never answer unknown numbers. If it is a legitimate call, they'll leave you a message.

That said, I do feel sorry for people who still, for some reason, have a landline.

Late passengers should really be fined, but not until they arrive at their destination.

"And Another Thing..." is awful. There are no original ideas in it at all, it's just a rehash characters from the previous books.

You should never allow another author to play in your universe, Dune and Harry Potter alone are proof of that.

They need to get rid of all their desktops and laptops, just to prove that they're serious about the death of non-tablet devices.

Oh wait, some of us actually need to do work, rather than just dicking around looking at pictures of food and duck-faced girls.

Claim : "Enjoy up to 50% off"
Reality : You'll get 7% off

Claim : "Download speeds of up to 150Mb"
Reality : You'll rarely get above 17Mb

Claim : "Up to 40,000 of our customers details may have been breached"
Reality : All 40,000 details were leaked.

The editing here is The Trousers. (Did I do that right?)

FTFY