I have to say this about Dr Jeff Jaffe: Not very good at the blow jobs.

Well, I certainly don't mean to be rude, but may I cum on your face?

By the way, I've got a juicey boot-tay!

Folks, I have a box of shit stained condoms that in addition all have some of my DNA contained within them. I will be auctioning them off on eBay. - RMS

And right now, I have to pay a visit to the Men's Room.

The thing to understand is that computer nerds generally don't have actual genital-to-genital sexual experiences. The so-called "booth babe" is there to provide mental stimulation for masturbation.

I disagree. My sex life - such that it is - revolved entirely around females I meet at conferences and shows. I have certain expectations in that I can not actually have genital-on-genital sex, and instead require stimulation via mammary-genital contact, thus I require large breasted females.