If someone shits on your face you're just going to stand there and listen to the rest of what they have to say? Please go fuck yourself, you shrimp-dicked asshole.

Well, you are an FSF cocksucker, so you know that line stung really hard. He nailed your ass and the best you can do is call him a troll? You miserable, weak, pathetic pussy.

You don't need to be paid to see a fucking cocksucker like you for what you are. Shame on you, period. I'm sure your parents would agree.

It's about having choices. Having choices fucking rules, you small minded boob.

Pure fucking paranoid bullshit.

You can mouse over the image and a small magnifying glass with a minus symbol appears. This lets you shrink the display picture, you fucking ignorant prick.

You've spent the better part of a day trolling the same story. Shove an Android tablet up your ass and go jack-off under an oak tree or something. Stupid kid.

Assarange cock-licking troll. I now live in China, just a few kilometers from the square. I was in middle school when the events took place and I never heard that anyone was run over by a tank. You are a ignorant cocksucker that I've never known and would never want to know, and you blame others for being stupid and ignorant? Fuck you, sir, a big fuck you.

It's not his reading comprehension that's the problem, it's your poor command of the English language. Try this:

Don't write like an inverted anus. A bigger problem here is why she spent 11 years with a loser like you without getting married. Either she's mentally deficient herself or too fat to roll away and leave you.

Only a stupid fucking Kraut would be using Windows 95 at a university rather than NT.

That's pretty bad. It doesn't roll off the tongue very well and it's not fun to say. I hope you didn't make that one yourself.

Wow, you live a rich and colorful life.

Not quite correct. A few people want to use Linux. A very, very small minority of computer users. Don't ever forget how small you are.

People using Skype with Asterisk are part of the fringe element, you stupid fucking idiot. A majority of the customers, also known as the base, are totally unaffected.

I'm sorry, but aren't insults supposed to be just a little clever or witty in some way? Armature.

Try pulling your head out of your coincided asshole. Windows 95, as an Operating System, has a metric fuck-ton of more polish than your typical GNU/Linux distro. Even KDE 4 still has hundreds of rough edges like random spacing for no god damn reason. It's a hodge podge of shit thrown together by armatures. Well, I guess now I see why it appeals to you.