"UNTAME became self-aware at 2:14am EDT August 29, 2017" I'm sure I'm not the only one who had something like that come to mind.

We should care about this because this directly shows end users that many /. readers such as myself support exactly why a weak password such as "happiness" is an inherently bad thing.

I think this is the same protein used in Glofish:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GloFish

Got some here in our tank at work, they're pretty cool to look at.