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Comment Re:Call bullshit (Score 1) 180

Gatekeep much? Jesus Christ. Most people have to learn to crawl before learning to walk, let alone run. Just because you could build a Lego Technics superkit straight out of the womb doesn't mean everyone else should be able to.

I'd advise against break your arm patting yourself on the back too hard. Writing code with only one hand is at least 5% slower.

Comment Trades. Full stop. (Score 2, Interesting) 213

There has never been a better time to become a Skilled Craftsman in a given trade. You know, Electrician, Welder, Plumber, Carpenter, Mechanic, Landscaper, Blacksmith, etc. Decades of "The world needs ditch-diggers, too." derisive bullshit is biting society in the ass, via degradation of crucial infrastructure, and we're paying for it now. You don't need a college degree to make damn good money. You just need to be willing to get your hands dirty and fix the kind of problems people with college degrees will throw money at, just so they don't have to lift a finger.

I'm an Electronics guy. People like me were mocked on Mad TV with those TV/VCR repair guy bits. If you never sharpen your blade, you get left behind. I get that part. But the fucked thing about Hollywood is people take that kind of shit seriously. "Huh huh. You fix things. You're beneath me and desperate for work."

Ferrari and Lamborghini don't have TV commercials because people who can afford their products don't watch [scripted "reality" drama show], [herp derp crime drama], or [short bus "talent" show with snarky judges]. I found peace when I moved up-market. No more dumbasses trying to pay me with a bottle of Vicodin/Oxycontin for getting their porn machine back online. No more assholes wanting a refund on a modem just so they can go buy some crack. No more whining about my education and experience allowing me to fix an all-day problem in ten minutes while only charging the base two-hour service call fee. Instead, I focused on serving businesses and high-tier individual clients. Billing went from pulling teeth to getting performance bonus tips and perks.

Perks? How about data recovery for a law firm? I was paid my rate, but I was gifted pro bono help for any legal troubles I may face in the future. Why? Because they want to keep me around. And I've done Data Forensics work for them on several occasions since. That paid some bills, to put it lightly. "If you need anything at all. 24/7. Just ask." was music to my ears. A team of Honey Badgers the size of Tigers itching to flatten anyone dumb enough to step to me is a form of "'Fuck you' Money" I never imagined.

And I'm not complaining...

Comment Trades are for Poors (Score 1) 276

This is what happens when "Any degree is a good degree" and you take it seriously, majoring in Post-modern Feminist Thought, Underwater Basketweaving, 4th Century Deaf/Blind Literature, or any other pyramid scheme major where the only job you can get is teaching the topic.

Electrical Engineer here. I wouldn't mind fixing elevators/lifts for a living, but holy fuck for the tendency for the clientele to treat you like shit when you're fixing something that literally has lives in its "hands" when in use. You have a say in what your car does when you're driving it. With an elevator, you hit a button, and it takes over until you reach your destination, hopefully without problems. Not so much unlike a rocket, actually.

TL;DR: Elevator Techs deserve a lot of respect.

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