I don't think I want to be promoted into management.

I think I want to get some kind of training job. Or maybe at some point, I'll leave Ticketmaster and teach at DeVry or something.

According to wikipedia, Pachelbel's Canon includes a "gigue in the same key". According to the Wikipedia page for gigue, a gigue is a dance.

Could someone explain how you dance in D-major?

If you've gotten this far, then you've figured out the arcane method of constructing a friends list.

Is there a better way than clicking that amorphous white circle next to my name?