Just showing up for work during the month of August will contribute a lot to productivity figures.

Not if it tries to cram any JavaScript in there.

And where do these nutrients come from? Highly processed products of plant material? Derived from petrochemicals? We harvest and grind up "undesireable" species?

Cattle (and many other grazing animals) obtain their nutrient inputs largely from wild ecosystems. Where the biodiversity is not damaged to the extent that other types of farming produce. They spend most of their lives grazing in open fields with little more than fences erected.

... cats as well?

But this is Microsoft. Could AI really do any worse?

"We will be back! We will reclaim the title!"

I agree. The likes of Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Rachmaninoff, Wagner and Dvorak just can't be beat.

After this, you will have to engage the services of a bespoke tailor to obtain a suit of clothing. Poors that cannot afford to do so will have to purchase theirs from the rag merchants on the street.

... the vodka?

Oh please don't do that. It might force the revisiting of dark matter, dark energy and all the other cruft tacked on to save current theories.

And we're already pretty busy defending phlogiston.

</sarcasm>

We can For $6.25 +$5.00.

Heck, for that, I'd venture a guess that gangs will descent upon stores. Rolling carts out and then having an accomplice collect the return fee.

Why didn't Waymo tack an extra $11.25 fee onto the rider's bill for not closing the fucking door?

Perhaps if LLMs started throwing a few insults and denigrating epithets out with their response, people would stop questioning them.

Are you sure?

And take the most successful line of EVs with him?

Ask the Federal Reserve.