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For some reason, Student AI is into golden showers.

I invoke meta-Godwin's Law.

Just what we need, a boat made of floppies. It's cool until your boat becomes the Great Pacific Garbage Patch.

That would explain my cowardly little brother, who will remain anonymous.

Is that what you've named your butthole? Billy? I guess it makes sense that someone with a handle like yours would have the need to name their anus.

Supplements? Just suck on your old phone / laptop batteries a few minutes a day, and you'll get all the lithium you need, and more. Also, if you're into experimental nootropics, just stop cleaning your bathroom and take microdoses of what appears on the walls, floors, and especially ceilings - some extra good stuff is available up there.

We should probably hire a dictator to eliminate those wasteful and clearly fraudulent wasp net regulations.

So this is how low the movie industry will go... planting radioactive origin stories.

Links are best shortened to non-existence. Thanks!

Science makes his denial of science possible. Specifically, the science behind the technology he uses for his constant shitstream of denial, conspiracy theories, and sexting his daughter.

Radio silence please so we can spy on some black hoes.

I've heard it's already happened long ago, and far, far, away.

FTFY

Simpsons did it.

I worked there in high-school. We had these huge-ass rocking cutter knives that sliced through the whole pizza diameter. It was great at creating an even number of slices. I think 12 was the norm; 14 was doable, but harder to pull off. Some jackass asked for 13 slices once. I hope they enjoyed the 12 slices with one cut in half.
I will remain silent about everything else that happened there.