"fat twink" is an oxymoron. If you're fat you can't be a twink.

Should they use AutoPatcher? Switch to Linux? Or just disconnect their Windows boxes from the internet

How about just...fucking apply the cumulative updates and move on?

What "one job" did Microsoft have? 'Cuz I'm pretty sure they do more than one thing.

Why AAA titles instead of good titles?

I bought VR. My husband bought VR. Eat a dick.

Vive.

Got the cheap one at launch. It's been neat and for a limited number of things it's been handy but it really hasn't revolutionized my life or anything. I'm really really glad I didn't buy one of the more expensive ones.

So if I get arrested for pissing in an alley I can never drive for uber?

Seriously, I'd buy an Xbox One in a HEARTBEAT if a lithe 19 year old boy with a swimmer's build wearing skimpy clothes sold it to me.

I don't think you know what "bricked" means.

Haha no, we just shuffled things around. The worst part is how close the dog's crate is to the front door and even then it's no big deal!

Husband and I will both be pre-ordering one the very second pre-orders start. We've already reconfigured our entire living room in anticipation!

The world is immediately a better place with Scalia dead.

Knowing Apple, why not require that in app purchases have to actually provide you something of value beyond arbitrarily increasing counters in games?

is Edward SnowdenTalks?