You want a pony too, I gather.

You must be a hit at parties.

I need a camera, and I need a mike and I don't want to pay AT&T fees.

Then go buy a camera and a tape recorder, you halfwit.

The problem is that you can't convince people to use open source software that has a unique/different UI. The only way people seem to be able to "sell" open source apps like Open Office is by saying "Oh, it's just like Microsoft's--except free!"

If that's the main selling point, you'll never see innovative UIs from the open source world.

(Of course, that's not to say that there are no cool UIs in the open source world--there's probably a few out there. Well, one or two, anyways.)

Since when did iPods become a unit of measurement?

"That kid was hit by a 2-ton truck. That's a lot of iPods!"

In today's economy Apple has to be feeling the sting.

Apple recently had their best quarter. Ever. Some "sting" that is.

10% chance?

Since when were computers randomly distributed among people?

I read that last URL as: "Cod Equality"