"Well, I guess we all need comic relief in our day (I sure as hell do)."

me too, me too! (never though I'd say that)

reading Berst Alert with a Navigator that's set to not underline links is fun. it looks like a badly written speech note. blah blah blah blah Click for more. blah blah blah blah blah Click for more. blah blah blah blah blah Click for more.

Just replace "Click for more" with "applaud" og "laughter" or something, and your speech is ready!