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Comment Re:FP! (Score -1) 427

You pathetic waste of humanity, why are you even alive?!?!?

No, wait, you aren't even worth the effort it would take to kill yourself. Just sit there, thinking very deeply about what a useless, stupid, vile, unattractive shitheel you are, how you are totally underserving of love, friendship or even ordinary human contact.

You are a betrayal of existence itself. Every proton, every subatomic flux of energy, you refute all this with your worthlessness, you scumbag, you ass, you subhuman fucksnot.

Keep thinking about what a disusting, ignorant wretch you are, how you embody all that is foul, painful, degenerate and repulsive. You sucknut, you sick fucking pig.

Think on this until the realization of your own unworthiness sucks your very being into itself, until you, and even the memory of you, every trace that you ever befouled the earth with your presence, is drawn into a void, and you are obliterated once and for ever.

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