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Journal Monica's Journal: julyness 4

so i wish i could post why my job is so cool. basically i get to help sue racist and sexist bastards around the state. it's so wonderful.

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    i went to north carolina this weekend. we rented Bridget Jones Diary. it was ok. i can see why people like it, because before they get together, both romatic partners make complete fools of themselves every time they open their mouths. and i think most people can identify with that. but i can't really. my relationship is so wonderfully storybook right now that it just kind of bored me. "oh, it takes work and embarassment to be as happy as i am? eh."

    oh, and speaking of my relationship - According to todd's 7-year-old sister courtney, we're in love. here's how it went:

courtney: there's two cheerios stuck to your tray.
me: maybe they're in love.
courtney: ya'll are. [pointing and giggling ensue]

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    so we went to borders with his friend nicole, and we were talking about new books, and she's like "so what have you all heard is good?" and that's funny because i hardly hear of anything new, and todd gets all his info from her. so i'm like "what are you talking about? todd says 'so nicole says this is good, we should read it' or 'nicole says such and such movie is good, we should go see it' or we hear of a new movie, and 'i dunno if it's any good, nicole didn't mention it.'"

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    i like how there's a NASCAR race called the Tropicana 400, and along the track there's these huge bottles of juice. they just showed it on the news.

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    here are some cds i want:
--the new coon creek girls
--the eminem show
--the new cd by grandmaster flash
--the new moby cd

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    oh, and just for the information of the gentlement out there, all women's restrooms should have trash cans in every stall. it's just important.

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  • when she says "it just kind of bored me." she means the movie. which was just boring because it's a boring movie.

    also, it was cubes of ice that were stuck together. not cheerios.

    that conversation is a weird detail to have picked to recall.

    and nicole reads this, and she shouldn't feel that special. i get info elsewhere, once in a while. no, really, i do...
    • I'm an ass -- almost as big an ass as TLG, except that mine isn't as sore from squirting out all of the useless shit he smears on slashdot [kindly forgo the 'yeah, yours is just sore from the anal sex.' i admit, i am a little tender; nonetheless....] -- she's right, it was Cheerios. My bad.
      • eh, i dunno. the ice cubes were stuck together. but the cheerios were stuck on my table.

        i think that clearly means that you and i are in love with the table too.

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