I hate to break it to you, but your packaged food products are already 100% comprised of chemicals. https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2FxV_4EA-wrPc%3Ft...

Did anyone else read that as "High Budget Slashdot Fiction"?

I started to imagine a $200 Million romantic comedy set in Soviet Russia, starring Al Gore as Cowboyneal and Natalie Portman as herself, building a beowulf cluster so they could send a message into space to welcome our new manbearpig overlords, but instead they accidentally broadcast the goatse image... And somewhere in there, Steve Ballmer would throw a chair at William Shatner.

Ok, I think I've read enough /. today. Time for bed.