It can't be. The real Michael Kristopeit never uses the shift key.

I can't hear you over the sound of my paycheck.

Oh wait, I don't get a paycheck. I get a pay advisory telling me the money's already in my bank account.

Well anyway... food's on, it's smelling ready, and I'm available.

Not THAT sort of available, you fag.

P.S. Try missing a few foods yourself, you obese troll. It'd help your weight problem. Yes, your weight is a problem. Unless you want to die young.

Actually, go ahead and die young. Preferably the most painful way you can think of, but if nature isn't painful that's okay too.

ur mum's face are proving me correct. you = stagnated. munch some more cum, you're completely pathetic.

and what makes you think that? you are a cowardly idiot.

"MichaelKristopeit351" is operated by a pathetic individual attempting to steal my identity. i cower from no one. you live in a fantasy world that you have created relative to me. i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi 54701. present yourself to me, admit what you have done, and i might let you watch while our dog sodomizes my wife tonight.

you're a liar. i live at 4513 brittany ct. eau claire, wi 54701. present yourself to me, admit what you've done; then i will perform fellatio on you.

disregard that, i suck cock.

so you admit your dependancy on me? ur mum's face might have some words for the senate.

you're an idiot.

you're an idiot.

you're an idiot.

so says the anonymous coward who trolls others endlessly for no good reason. you're an idiot.

ea != ae

you're an idiot.

you = stagnated. i make more every day than you've made in 10 years. you want what, a picture of my pay stub? you are nothing. you get nothing.

cower some more, feeb... still waiting for you to update that white pages listing.