Megahard - Slashdot User

Comment This is how AI takes over (Score 1) 58

by Megahard on Wednesday July 09, 2025 @03:25PM (#65508124) Attached to: OpenAI To Release AI Web Browser in Challenge To Chrome

Not by killing all humans directly, but by sticking its s**t in everything until we all kill ourselves.

Comment We need a word (Score 1) 37

by Megahard on Thursday May 22, 2025 @08:58PM (#65397533) Attached to: Microsoft Tests AI Text Generation in Notepad

For bloating an application by adding unneeded AI to it. Enstupidification?

Comment Re:Not a single antiproton escaped (Score 2) 67

by Megahard on Tuesday May 20, 2025 @12:20AM (#65389369) Attached to: CERN Gears Up To Ship Antimatter Across Europe

Actually, it was protons. What the summary failed to include is that they have not actually shipped antimatter yet, just tested a potential method of shipping using (much cheaper) protons.

Comment They need to do the research (Score 2) 49

by Megahard on Wednesday January 29, 2025 @09:49PM (#65129547) Attached to: Intel 'Did Not Know How To Be a Foundry,' Tim Cook Told TSMC Chief

And unlock the Foundry in Factorio Space Age

Comment The Cone of Silence (Score 4, Funny) 38

by Megahard on Wednesday December 18, 2024 @04:28PM (#65023065) Attached to: US Government Tells Officials, Politicians To Ditch Regular Calls and Texts

Sometimes the old ways are best.

Comment That's great (Score 3, Insightful) 22

by Megahard on Wednesday December 18, 2024 @03:06PM (#65022841) Attached to: OpenAI Brings ChatGPT To Landline

A place to forward calls from unknown numbers.

Comment They don't have time (Score 1) 159

by Megahard on Monday August 19, 2024 @11:39AM (#64718028) Attached to: Attractive People Are Less Likely To Play Video Games, NBER Study Says

Too busy getting laid.

Comment Makes sense (Score 2) 7

by Megahard on Saturday June 29, 2024 @08:59AM (#64587465) Attached to: Apple Vision Pro Launches In First Countries Outside the US

They have plenty in stock now that the US customers have returned theirs.

Comment Why stop there? (Score 1) 21

by Megahard on Friday June 28, 2024 @07:48AM (#64584831) Attached to: AI-Generated Al Michaels To Deliver Paris Olympics Highlights

How about boxing covered by AI Howard Cosell?

Comment I don't get it (Score 4, Funny) 125

by Megahard on Friday May 24, 2024 @03:37PM (#64496805) Attached to: After You Die, Your Steam Games Will Be Stuck in Legal Limbo

Can't you just re-spawn, or start a new game?

Comment Janitor with one of those floor polishing machines (Score 1) 44

by Megahard on Thursday May 23, 2024 @04:04PM (#64494207) Attached to: A Root-Server at the Internet's Core Lost Touch With Its Peers. We Still Don't Know Why.

Had to plug it in somewhere.

Comment Finally (Score 2) 93

by Megahard on Monday May 06, 2024 @04:05PM (#64452104) Attached to: 40,000 AI-Narrated Audiobooks Flood Audible

Maybe we will get the audio version of A Million Digits of Pi

Comment Oblig (Score 3, Insightful) 42

by Megahard on Tuesday April 30, 2024 @12:04PM (#64435888) Attached to: Apple Confirms iPhone Alarm Failure Reports

https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fxkcd.com%2F937%2F

Comment So that means... (Score 1) 40

by Megahard on Friday March 15, 2024 @10:55AM (#64317735) Attached to: Caffeine Makes Fuel Cells More Efficient, Cuts Cost of Energy Storage

Even after all our jobs are replaced by robots, they will still be drinking coffee in the morning.

Comment Head removed (Score 3, Funny) 52

by Megahard on Saturday February 24, 2024 @08:23PM (#64266360) Attached to: Boeing Removes Head of Its 737 Max Program After January's 'Door Bolts' Incident

I guess it wasn't bolted on.

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