"It's Friday night and Kendall and Kylie Jenner show up at your door wearing Agent Provocateur and carrying half a salt shaker of uncut Peruvian flake, a couple bottles of Caol Illa (for those of us with taste) and liter canister of medical grade nitrous (the ultimate complimentary drug, btw, goes with EVERYTHING).

You can do ANYTHING you want with both of them ALL WEEKEND...as long as you also do the exact same actions with Caitlin Jenner -- who pops in behind them. What do you say?"

(pre-preggers Kylie, unless you're into that)

The Onion Covered The N-Word Years Ago Did you all forget this? Classic. And applies now. XKCD-level application.

Porn Starlet Apologizes for Using N-Word In Scene With Black Co-Star

https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3F...

True story -- a number of years ago my 15th Favorite ex-girlfriend said to me, during heavy intimacy,

"I want you to fuck me like a black man."

"Okay, Sadie, sure. But does that mean I'm the black man, or you're the black man?"

This was towards the end of the affair, the part I call "The Farcical End." Knowing what they are, I really truly virtually always enjoy my breakups. That's when the best comedy is generated.

Yeah NWF -- but think about the youtube pranks!!! You couldn't fit an actual human in a Capri Sun, er, I mean Juicero bag. But a vending coffin?!? Holyshit the hijinks I could pull with something of that size. More uses midgets, my friend. That is ALWAYS a good thing.

Marcus

Yo SexConker -- remember that in NY we also have 'Corner Koreans.' As a fan of social drama I think they should use that next. Followed by 'Ghetto Chinese.' I think they are safe because I am highly certain my Korean and Chinese pals are WAY too busy building actual businesses or obtaining STEM or trade degrees to care.

Thanks Oz!

When I was a child I envisioned a future where there actually would be zombies cannibalizing one another.

I sincerely thank the left for making my dreams come true. Sure it's a little sick to want to live in Terry Gilliam's Brazil . But hey -- if its gonna happen anyway, it a high quality outlook is to enjoy it.

And as a guy who actually grew up in a rough neighborhood (think 241st Street, Bronx for those who are familiar with that zip code), and as a reasonably successful adult has lived in a bunch desirable city locations (NYC SOHO, LA West Hollywood, SF, French Quarter NoLa) -- I completely concur with everyone else here who has pointed out WIC, Food Stamps, Regulated Goods (Tobacco, Alcohol), Perishables (the bodega mini-deli is pretty important), glorified MiniBar. But hey -- APPS!

Maybe they could hire the crew from Juicero and skip all the HR.

BRAAAAINS....Thanks for the post. Rock on Oz.

Apoc -- How dare you criticize an uber-man who not only still works on his own automobile, but also bakes. Shit man -- I wanna turn transgender just to date such a chap.

Besides that -- maybe he likes the idea of Alexa listening to him boning a chick or fapping off a wank.

Fringe benefits, Apoc, for the exhibitionists. Fringe benefits indeed.

Marcus

Hey Beaver -- I send you accolades for reproducing in such a high quality manner. Doubly so for providing such a great story for others to follow.

Please permit me to respectfully offer a potential upgrade that could be of value your little'uns.

I grew up in a tough neighborhood. (Perfect corollary South Bronx.) I've been an expert level martial artist for more than a couple of decades now with training across styles. Including real-world survive being attacked type training. I also was (decades ago) a pretty successful competitive martial artist. TL;DR there's a life & death level difference between self defense and sports-martial arts. So I'd like to offer you, for your girls, the one most important thing I have taught all of my ex girlfriends and several of my female staff -- especially the ones who know some martial arts.

If any man attacks you where you cannot flee and must defend yourself, gouge out his eyes and run the fuck away as fast as possible.

In reality the punching and kicking they are learning will NOT defend them from truly aggressive man who can just throw his weight on them. Kicking is especially bad in a street fight. And in reality that movie knee-to-the-balls isn't effective. If an aggressor is that close the woman is usually overmastered even if the man gets whacked. Since you're not in Thailand (my guess) they are probably not learning how to deliver an elbow to the temple. But if they're that close an eye-gouge is guaranteed effective.

Here's how I teach it Eve. I hold a tomato over one eye. Then I grab their throat with my other. Eve's ONE job is JAMB a thumb through that tomato until she can't go any further into the 'brain' of my palm. 'blood' must be oozing, then run the hell away.

Sport martial arts can instill a very false sense of physical opsec in both men and women. If my life is threatened and I'm stuck in hand-to-hand, I'm going to gouge and flee too. (not talking about barfights which are largely ritualistic, even if brutal, I'm talking about avoiding murders, rapists and midgets. Okay maybe not the midgets. This was getting too macabre so I had to bring up midgets.

All the breaks & counter-attacks they learn in class will be largely ineffective against a real rapist, likely to be larger than them, and very likely more experienced at actual street confrontation. Unless that break turns into an eye gouge. "Kick to the knee, drop like a stone" = Myth as very few can actually execute it. "Rabbit punch nose into brain" = Myth.

Anyway -- keep rockin' on. And watch out for midgets. They attack from below.

I dunno man. Sometimes I hear about women being stoned to death in Pakistan and I think to myself -- shit -- that actually sounds like a relatively nice way to go unlike some barbaric violent or sci-fi multi-injection way to be put to death. Who wudda thunk the Pakistanis ahead of the rest of the world -- especially in THIS area. *exhale* *caugh*

Look 'Friend' - I used to be you. I am proud to say that I have not had a single drink of alcohol nor a draw of marijuana in the past ELEVEN hours.

And holyshit my fellow honkey mofo -- my work is done for the week. I'm not driving. I have no kids. So fuck yeah -- the weekend begins RIGHT NOW.

Fuck...I don't live in New Orleans any more...bars never close...hard to pick up a girl in D.C. at this hour. Well...anyone you'd want to pick up.

Hmm...okay maybe I'll just get baked and work out. Or do something creative. Wait...I can go running and pick up running university girls or young milfs while offering them a hit on my MJ-Vape.

Wow...staying in shape while enjoying a nice day dreamily baked and chatting up like minded athletic attractive women, finding the fun ones immediately through marijuana usage discrimination. Bozzio -- you come up with the BEST FUCKING IDEAS. Sayonara. I'm putting on my running shoes.

pz - Thank you for your cogent, thoughtful and earnest responses in this debate. It has been fascinating to read a contrasting dialectic where pretty much none of the parties likely possess an understanding of the scope, structure, needs and stakeholder requirements of the opposing viewpoints. (and probably neither their allied viewpoints). Yet each credible contrast does indeed seem rational and logical -- such as Roger W. Moore's, which I will call the 'Free Model'.

As an innovator who runs a business, sponsors conferences, and also executes original research -- I am interested in some more, say, 5000-10,000 foot view of your model. I will be asking Roger W. Moore the same as his responses have been as lucid as yours. Such as when you told the 'Hosting Is Free' guy the SLA requirements for the Enterprise-Level hosting you require. (I too am interestd if HIF guy can provide source of Enterprise-Hosting for pennies. I will switch TODAY.)

Anyway - to move this debate from "you suck and you're an antiquated liar" vs "you suck and are ignorant of real-world needs" -- would you consider giving us a "big picture" or "medium sized picture" of why your 2K Cost is not Roger W. Moore's 0K cost?

Maybe an anchor could be why pz 'Ethically Pays Reviewers' vs Roger W. Moore's point of 'Free Review is Industry Standard.' Sounds like you both are in different industry/academic cultures. But who knows. Why I am asking. Very interested. Thanks.

justhinkit -- Your point is very logical, efficient and practical. My own behavior is based on your exact points as I care about utility (eat to live) so I can pursue things greater (than talking about gastronomy or my phone-video of a noteworthy event.)

I posit however that the Monkey SeeDo is valuable to humans as a ritual. The value of the Monkey SeeDo is that hominids participating is that they possess a memetic locus around which to establish communication, which is ultimately about distributing resources (including status).

People who think in the terms shared by you and I (in this certain case) don't find value in such rituals.

"Nice weather we're having, Marcus." said Johnny

"I don't talk about the weather unless I'm on a motorcycle or flying an aircraft."

Wow. Now i know why some people think Marcus is a strange asshole,thought Johnny.

Yeah...sure I DO know that humans utilize 'Weather Observation' as a communications handshake protocol. But hey -- Johnny is likely right that I am an asshole.

Hankwang -- holyshit! You looked at the sun through binoculars!? As the primary test of your conjecture with yourself as the subject? Man - you may be one badass honkey mofo indeed. When I first turned on my Transcranial Current Device the lights flickered. Then I realized that wasn't the lights. Self experimentation is best handled by those of us with the mind and the balls to handle it. Thanks for the data.

more importantly -- What is the backstory to this experiment?

This really might fall in the "You gotta share this one man!" category.

Marcus

SensitiveMale - How dare you!? (some) People in the press call Elon Musk Tony Stark*.

Who does Tony Stark have the most to fear from?

ULTRON

Hah! Douché! (that's like Touché but instead with a meatport cleansing device. ewww)

Debate that one you insensitive clod! Okay maybe you sensitive clod.

*Probably at (maybe paid) suggestion of his publicist(s)

Then I read "only 12 cities" and my heart sank...no fuckers...no -- DON'T YOU FUCKING DANGLE THIS IN FRONT OF ME AND SNATCH IT AWAY

FUCKING DAMMIT. Why isn't the CITY LIST on the post (click) LOAD FASTER DAMMIT!

oh shit -- here -- skim...fucking advertising elements - huh? why the FUCK am I on the dev BROWSER....skim....where THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING CITY Lis- -- oh there and YEEEEESSS!!!!!

THE END

A real true 15-second story from Tales of the Prime

P.S. I love you Jeff Bezos. I have loved you for many a year and you know it by how you fulfill me so very often.

Hookers & Blow can't be far off now! Really, its only the second one that's most interesting, and best done with your own chick. But I'll be ecstatic, Mr. Bezos, whichever you start with because the next is sure to follow. Besides, Clients. Either way WINNING!!!

Much appreciated. That list is more than enough for me increase the level at which I am informed. Will hail you to learn more as this suggests I'm missing an important information input. I am moderately certain that knowledge of this trend of White Supremacists on college campuses is largely unknown by many, many people who are aware that conservative speakers (Coulter, Shapiro, Ayaan Hirsi-Ali) are yet persona non grata. This is some form of double crime if WP's are allowed while fiscal & social conservatives (who are not racists and often black, like Ayaan or WP targets like Orthodox 'Funny Hat Wearing'-his words- Shapiro) are defacto barred. Yep -- I've got something to learn here about actual reality. Thanks.

P.S. I have decided that in light of recent events I must visit 4chan over a multi day period. And post something meaningful. If that is possible on 4chan. When I do that I must wear The Skyrim Necklace. It sits here now. On my desk. Mocking...yet seducing me. Now that I look at it -- it's actually quite nicely machined. Smooth...very little torsion yet still flexible -- not brittle. Much better metal than I expected.