Use Microsoft Windows instead of an operating system. Although it had been supposed to be an operating system in a previous life.

Come on, get with it.

You can use "Gov't computers" to find out all kinds of stuff once you know that "Joe" is actually "Sam".

http://apps.co.lucas.oh.us/onlinedockets/DocketDR.aspx?STYPE=1&PAR=DR19970476&STARTDATE=01/01/1900&ENDDATE=01/01/2100&PARTY=D,1

I wonder what this is all about?

OBAL 3/28/1997 COST APPLIED TO : BATTERED WOMEN (3%) - COUNTY (10000230)