Yes, believe it or not, I just nominated myself.
Kind of a selfish thing to do, I know, but after all this is one of the "Fun categories".

Why should I get the $2K Award?

Well, I have done all sorts of great things that have helped mankind to develop further!
I am solely responsible for all the wonderful things that have happened to all of you in the last 100 years!
I am the force that makes the sun come up every morning!
It is I, and I alone, who can make all your dreams come true!

And... and... I'll give you free Jolt!

Oh, what am I trying to pull here?
I need it to buy Quake 3 Arena and 31337 litres of Dr Pepper!


Now, ask yourself: Is that not reason enough?