Since this is a data center, managers and employees misunderstood the concepts behind concrete programming...

...is the offer on Ebay ?!?

Don't be too surprised. I am struggling since a few months with the rebuild of an old FORTRAN program. It is about 15,000 lines of code, only a printout was available, and the OCR replaced randomly '0' with 'O', '1' with 'l' an so on. Multiple pass with compiler and ftnchek solved most problems, but still something is not OK. Luckily, in the printout there are some test examples...

...can it be repaired ?

...will discuss the case of dupe posting on Slashdot ?

Remember, remember the end of December,
The storage, the clicking, the plot.
I see no reason why the Click of Death treason
Should ever be forgot.

Iomega had 100 megs, a kingdom of space,
To save every file with speed and with grace.
No floppy could match it, no disk could compete,
It made our old desktops feel shiny and sleek.

But deep in the plastic, a shadow was found,
A rhythmic, sharp snapping—a terrible sound.
The "Click of Death" started, the heads went astray
, And all of our data just withered away.

So burn every SCSI and Parallel lead,
For the disks that would fail us in moments of need.
Remember the Zip, and its short-lived command,
Now buried like Guy, in the silicon sand.

...they should foment a revolution against Betteridge's law.

....there is a place for a memristor in each kitchen oven! And if they are cheap enough, they could be integrated directly into meat to be roasted on the BBQ, to check the doneness degree.

...reports are coming that Copilot is taking revenge, by uninstalling Windows 11 from computers.

...has an argument to tax vacuum space!

...somebody forgot his Samsung smartphone inside the satellite.

...also if I smoke, but I do not inhale ? Just asking for a friend from Arkansas....

Last time I saw one, it was trying to bite a postman...

...Google news readers replaced it with CNN and BBC headlines.

...does sodium contained in the batteries cause hypertension in the connected circuits ?!?