...insensitive clod ?!?

...a pub with no beer, to a country with no beer!

...but maybe it is either a forgery, or that humans indeed existed at that time, evolved enough to kill each other, then another round of evolution started again, and again...

...I work in R&D, now half of my time is spent fixing AI-driven projects developed directly in the production line, that did not work as (designed|expected|claimed). Main reasons for failures are just misunderstanding of basic physics and math concepts. The mantra "we can now get rid of R&D people, just use AI" is going to finance my future, well beyond retirement...

...if you do not look at this advertisement, the device will explode in ten second.

...the discovery is of course "cool". However water is a strongly polar molecule: when you arrange a bunch of them into a crystal, you get a polarized solid, akin to quartz and other crystals. Nothing new, after all.

...fallout will slash humanity in half!

Yes, but whenever a story about something that correlates with something else appears, a post stating "correlation is not causation" follows.

Is this due to a correlation or a causation ?!?

...we should celebrate with an icebreaker party on board of an icebreaker...

I have 32 GB of ROM you, insensitive clod!

...and move them to a different pocket now and then.

...Prime day sales should happen only on days 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, .... of the month.

this is probably more relevant about what it will happen....

...I had a friend working there. Engineers reported to the boss friday afternoon, got their paycheck, and were told about who had to be back in the office next Monday. My friend was a very skilled engineer, and he endured the selection, but he then quitted because he decided that money could compensate the stress.
You all known how DEC ended...

It will look not very different from a Jolly Roger!