"and I'm surprised to see a comment like yours modded to +5."

You must be new here. Here, let me show you the collection of endless reposts.

Other things that probably didn't cause the Tunguska event: demons, kangaroos, cell phone radiation, the moon hitting your eye like a big pizza pie.

"Policin's haaaaaard!"

"At one time, science was the pursuit of truth, but nowadays it has become corrupted into the pursuit of fame and fortune."

Yes, because when I see that famous blonde in the Ferrari, I know she must be a particle physicist. Lousy rich scientists with their swag.

1-800-PHONICS.

"USA military is by far the strongest military in the world"

And look how bogged down it got against peasants and farmers in Vietnam, Afghanistan, etc.

Your argument is amusing.

"Not if you consistently vote in people who aim for reduced spending and smaller government."

I've seen a lot of mouthy political bullshit along these lines, but no actual politicians who are interested in implementing it (lots and lots of politicians who want to reduce spending in areas they don't like, while increasing it for areas they do, however).

You routinely keep cans of Pepsi in your pockets?

"If you confront police with a weapon you may die."

Or if you "confront" them with a wallet. Or if you're holding a can of Pepsi. Or if you're minding your own fucking business.

They're just a poor mom and pop operation trying to make ends meet, hence the need for the additional Ask Toolbar revenue stream.

I'm just going to go ahead and start pirating everything. Including cars. Suck it, industry.

Suck my sweaty balls, PETA.

Don't forget about the dumb fuck UFO conspiracy nuts who think a government that can't cover up blowjobs would be capable of preventing leaks about alien visitors for over 60 years.

Is Yahoo a money laundering operation? How the fuck did they have $1Bn lying around to begin with?

You have violated the CFAA. Please report to your nearest DoJ branch office for processing.