Well, that's what God gets for using C++.

A common misconception. However, as all True Believers know, God wrote in Lisp:

Now, some folks on the Internet put their faith in C++.
They swear that it's so powerful, it's what God used for us.
And maybe it lets mortals dredge their objects from the C.
But I think that explains why only God can make a tree.

For God wrote in Lisp code....