No wife. No kids.

Overtime is the reason I own 7 motorcycles.

Fuck all you fat video game faggots.

Overtime FTW!

They literally have to suck each others dicks as part of the initiation. Masons are closet fags and shitheels.

My family back home is Mason and they are fake churchy pieces of shit.

Mason = garbage.

Run.

subdUing

dumbass

I'm all up in your base, eating all your bugs.

Leroyyyyy Jenkiiiiinnnssss!

The tip of my penis is sensitive.

Can I rub the tip of my penis across your girlfriend's nipples?

If I had mod points, you would get at least 17 of them.

Why did you eat honey that was made by B's? B is inferior, next time get honey from a hive of A's.

Toshiba Thrive 10.1

HDMI out, full-sized USB, mini USB, and an SD slot. 768 RAM, decent storage.

Holds a charge for 2 to 3 days depending on how much browsing is done.

The only difference I find between it and a low-end netbook is the touchscreen keyboard.

Nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

this is made of 100% fuck

hey shuttleworth, stop fixing things that ain't broke

i'm just sayin'

Never: 3477 votes / 43%
Once: 1907 votes / 23%
2 or 3 times 1281 votes / 15%
More than 3 times 453 votes / 5%
I look forward to the first time 230 votes / 2%
Who has the time to get laid? 157 votes / 1%
Does "screwed by Cowboy Neal" also count? 558 votes / 6%

FTFY

Imagine a beowulf cluster of sharks with laser beams on their foreheads!

I would compare them against 'stupid_git'.

LinkedIn is shit.

The only way it could be made worse is if it was purchased by Dice Holdings.

Dice Holdings juggles my nuts on the chin of the Dice Holdings C-level executives.

Ok, Mr. Wu.