>At worst my eating experience could be as bland as eating at McDonald's,

err, that's worse than being hospitalized for food poisoning?

>(dying temporarily reduces the speed to a lower level).

It's been decades, but I don't remember dye packets being something you could pick up in pacman. And how would you apply one once you had it?

in fairness, the return trip doesn't seem to be anything to write, err, get home about . . .

>I'd also figure it's less expensive to have a successful launch than it
>is to blow them up before they launch.

eh, that depends upon how corrupt^h^h^h^h^h^h^h good your accountant is.

not to mention the astronauts!

No, these are axolotl.

The Spiderman villain becomes *you*, and you end up in a tank.

Doesn't anyone read their Cortazar anymore?

[shakes head]

>We evolved instead to just cover the problem up ASAP with some
>protective stuff and get back to grubbing around to keep ourselves alive.

Translation: grandpa became useless, and so we ate him. :_)

hawk

the obvious solution is to separate the two links with a semicolon!

People who become billionaires usually do so rapidly near the start of their careers by inheriting a billionaire's fortune. - there, fixed it for you.

Just ban Meta from the internet. Problem solved. Zuckerberg is a hitler-dicksucking Nazi anyways.

Uh... it even has its own Wikipedia page: women, life, freedom.

It was pretty much all over western media for a while. Before some B-stars affair, divorce or whatever became more important

According to some sources. Other sources say the opposite. I guess we need to wait and see.

Afraid that the Iranian people finally rise up against the Mullah regime? Control of communications is high on the dictatorship 101 list.

Zuck is a literal Nazi who banned people for posting links to the Holocaust Memorial Day Trust. Meta is a shit nazi company that needs to be killed off.

Simple fact: Meta is an antisemitic Nazi trash company. They banned many people for posting links to the HOLOCAUST MEMORIAL DAY TRUST and have refused to reverse that blindingly antisemitic decision.

Nobody in their right mind would EVER want Zuck's Nazi Shitbag Company to have the kind of access to their life that "AI Glasses" feeding their entire life into a server would provide.