Juan Epstein - Slashdot User

Comment Re:This oil change could have been an email. (Score -1) 71

by cyborg_monkey on Monday August 18, 2025 @10:21AM (#65597244) Attached to: Why Cars Still Don't Have Airless Tires, Yet

Says one of the largest karma whores on /.

Comment Re:send them to El Salvador (Score -1) 109

by cyborg_monkey on Monday August 18, 2025 @10:19AM (#65597240) Attached to: 5% of Americans are Cancer Survivors - and They're Living Longer

Shut up you moron.

Comment Re:This oil change could have been an email. (Score -1) 71

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday August 14, 2025 @02:12PM (#65590172) Attached to: Why Cars Still Don't Have Airless Tires, Yet

Please shut the fuck up.

Comment Re:Well, that sounds like a better attitude (Score -1) 41

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday August 14, 2025 @12:13PM (#65589882) Attached to: Kodak Says It'll Figure Things Out and Won't Shut Down

Oh shut up you fuckstick.

Comment Re:So ... (Score -1) 58

by cyborg_monkey on Monday August 11, 2025 @11:30AM (#65581616) Attached to: The Engineering Marvel That China Hopes Will Help Wean It Off Foreign Energy

You're a moron. An not just because you cannot tell an obvious joke, but because you also have to sign your comments with your username. What a complete and total douchebag.

Comment Re:All I want... (Score -1) 39

by cyborg_monkey on Friday August 08, 2025 @09:01AM (#65574918) Attached to: ThinkPad Designer David Hill Spills Secrets, Designs That Never Made It

Shut up you moron.

Comment Re:duh (Score -1) 78

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday August 06, 2025 @04:06PM (#65570724) Attached to: Nvidia Rejects US Demand For Backdoors in AI Chips

Shut the fuck up.

Comment Re:duh (Score -1) 78

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday August 06, 2025 @11:05AM (#65569970) Attached to: Nvidia Rejects US Demand For Backdoors in AI Chips

I think you meant to post that on 4chan, you ignorant fuckstick.

Comment Re:Why (Score -1) 101

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday August 06, 2025 @09:12AM (#65569746) Attached to: Meta Eavesdropped On Period-Tracker App's Users, Jury Rules

You thought you were posting on Reddit again, right? You fucktard.

Comment Re:So... (Score -1) 55

by cyborg_monkey on Monday August 04, 2025 @02:40PM (#65565862) Attached to: Google Tells iPhone Buyers To 'Just Change Your Phone' After Apple's AI Delays

You're a moron.

Comment Re:Making it FAR EASIER (Score -1) 34

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 29, 2025 @08:08AM (#65552584) Attached to: PayPal Expands Crypto Payments For US Merchants To Lower Cross-Border Fees

Learn how to spell you fucking retard.

Comment Re:Display (Score -1) 233

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 24, 2025 @12:10PM (#65542474) Attached to: How Much Would You Pay For an American-Made Laptop? Palmer Luckey Wants To Know

Learn how to type you fucking tard.

Comment Re: Trump's Treasonshit Regime (Score -1) 118

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 24, 2025 @07:41AM (#65541868) Attached to: US To Withdraw From UNESCO Again

Shut up you fucking moron.

Comment Re:Fuck you. (Score -1) 63

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 21, 2025 @07:54AM (#65534278) Attached to: 'Fossil' Discovered Beyond Pluto Implies 'Something Dramatic' Happened 400M Years Ago

I guess that's true if you're a fucktard.

Comment Re:Surprised! (Score -1) 61

by cyborg_monkey on Friday July 18, 2025 @12:43PM (#65529550) Attached to: Dictionary.com 'Devastated' Paid Users By Abruptly Deleting Saved Word Lists

you're a dipshit.

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