is not going to confuse my wife any more than our current TV remote. She makes me control it already.

Are we going to evolve more eyes to keep up with crap?

But I can't explain why you need to be terminated.

-- HAL

Bill is hoping for a conviction, and a contribution to the Obama Presidential Library will discourage pardons...

He will be able to have the "Energizer" over all of the time.
Apparently the Secret Service assigned to her will be happier too.

For the love of God, Myth Busters need to test this type of scenario to put an end to the infighting.

The internet has both convicted and cleared this man of any charges (both the shooter and the operator).

It changes your DNA and makes you believe you are helping everyone while your hand is sticking out waiting for your reward of wealth/power/fame...

Am I the only one who used to have faith that our elected leaders had our best interest at heart so we did not have to worry about what they were doing?
You think that is why we are here today?

And our future leaders are being groomed by todays leaders, how scary.

I want to vote for the guy who does not want to run for office. What is his name, Noneof Theabove?

I used to think the Democrats were evil, and Repubs could do no wrong. Wow, They pretty much all suck now.

It reminds me of "wrassling" (WWE) where they work together to make the fight between them look real, and the "actors" don't get hurt, except we get hurt all of the time when done by Washington.

Politics makes me sad now. Voting is like going to the dump, it stinks to high heaven, but I have to do it.

I need a drink

Especially when it is in the title of the article in 50 point font.

I guess ITWorld doesn't have a spellchecker.

I sent the author an email, hope he likes it.

Blah!!!

They are stored with the Rose Law Firm Records...

Or did Vince Foster have them? ... I don't recall...
There is nothing to be seen here, Move along.

What difference does it make?

Blah!

Did I win?

Really? We have run out of problems now that time can be spent on all this drivel?

I personally have heard that zombie brains make excellent dip, so get the chips ready.

Sorry about yahoo (the ad for clear blue easy that you cannot skip, I am soo sorry)

Jon Lovitz had nooo idea what he was starting..

Politicians are all card carrying members of the Pathological Liars Anonymous club...

I realized that I the time wasted could have been used for a good fart. ... Ummm nevermind.

Or Facebook?

I will just climb back on my Brontosaurus and go back to my cave now (and not be harassed)

What if a body is not available yet?

I personally want to wait for an android body for my human head... Do I owe Google money for that? I guess the body will have frequent upgrades...

Sorry, the coffee making me jittery (and the ADHD).