Jesus Q. Christ - Slashdot User

Comment Re:Forget Gates (Score 2) 69

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday April 07, 2026 @12:07PM (#66081512) Attached to: Stanford Daily Ponders Fate of Bill Gates Namesake Building On April Fools' Day

Yeah, Bill never threatened to murder an entire civilization. Me fucking me.

Comment Re:People are stupid and impatient (Score 1) 52

by Jesus Q. Christ on Saturday December 27, 2025 @09:37AM (#65884409) Attached to: Video Call Glitches Evoke Uncanniness, Damage Consequential Life Outcomes

Are you quite finished feeling superior, dipshit?

Comment Re:So what? (Score 1) 72

by Jesus Q. Christ on Saturday October 28, 2023 @11:05AM (#63961543) Attached to: People Are Speaking With ChatGPT For Hours, Bringing 2013's 'Her' Closer To Reality

Not dumb

Wow, I didn't expect this from you. Perhaps you're finally mellowing out!

most people are fucking dumb.

Oh. There it is.

Comment Re:Financial Frauds Need To Stick Together! (Score 1) 173

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday October 03, 2023 @12:43PM (#63897049) Attached to: SBF Considered Paying Trump $5 Billion Not To Run For President

Jesus, dude, you sound like one of my flock. And those guys are an.noy.ing.

Comment Re:Seems to indicate low confidence in the future (Score 5, Funny) 38

by Jesus Q. Christ on Wednesday September 13, 2023 @03:49PM (#63845966) Attached to: Google Lays Off Hundreds on Recruiting Team

If they are laying off recruiters, they probably don't intend to hire a lot of folks anytime soon.

Thank you for your service, Captain Obvious.

Comment Re:I can't wait to order (Score 3, Funny) 137

by Jesus Q. Christ on Friday August 11, 2023 @04:51PM (#63760342) Attached to: Amazon Wants To Deliver Your Order Without a Box

Those always shipped without a box, which is user-supplied.

Comment Re:Deglobalization (Score 1) 147

by Jesus Q. Christ on Wednesday April 19, 2023 @01:47PM (#63462138) Attached to: Global Rice Shortage is Set To Be the Biggest in 20 Years

Oof. Suck my sacred heart, you heartless bastard.

Comment Re:shareware was awesome for gaming ... (Score 1) 26

by Jesus Q. Christ on Saturday April 15, 2023 @02:55PM (#63452100) Attached to: The Rise of DOOM Chronicled on Retro Site for 'Shareware Heroes' Book

Instead, I'd use the wiring in the flats I lived in to steal other people's phone connections in a very brute force manner to hook a modem up to a computer I "appropriated" from work.

Jesus, what a twat you were. I hope you've matured since then. If not, I hope you've been caught.

Comment Re:Good! (Score 1) 143

by Jesus Q. Christ on Friday February 10, 2023 @05:40PM (#63283097) Attached to: Sen. Hawley Wants To Create Legal Age To Be Allowed on Social Media

so you completely disregard his valid and correct data because he used a word you dont like? well looks like he proved you are the snowflake libtard.

No, it's just that it's no fun to have a discussion with an asshole.

Comment Re:Cowardly reporting (Score 1) 261

by Jesus Q. Christ on Wednesday February 01, 2023 @06:46PM (#63258321) Attached to: Pakistan Degrades Wikipedia, Warns of Complete Block Over 'Sacrilegious' Content

Wiki has an entire article on Piss Christ a work of "art" that was specifically designed to be sacrilegious and/or troll Christians ....

Ask Andres Serrano how many times he has to get up at night to pee these days. I got my revenge.

Comment Re:patents (Score 5, Funny) 81

by Jesus Q. Christ on Monday October 17, 2022 @03:47PM (#62974649) Attached to: In Praise of FFmpeg

But my moral beliefs require obedience to the law when the law is not fundamentally unjust.

In this case, you have my permission, my son. I really couldn't be bothered to give a fflying ffuck about this.

Comment Re:Not surprised, but... (Score 2) 21

by Jesus Q. Christ on Sunday October 16, 2022 @11:02AM (#62971085) Attached to: Microsoft Office 365 Vulnerability Could Allow Sidestepping of Email Encryption

Just for reference, this explains why ECB is a bad idea on a level any random moron can understand: https://ancillary-proxy.atarimworker.io?url=https%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2F...

In other words, it's a good clear explanation. Why do you have to call people names all the time? Slashdot, please pray for this obnoxious asshole.

Comment Re:How smart are the robots? (Score 2) 85

by Jesus Q. Christ on Monday August 08, 2022 @05:17PM (#62773014) Attached to: Amazon's Roomba Deal Is Really About Mapping Your Home

it just bibles around randomly.

Sounds like one of my flock.

Comment Re:STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT (Score 2) 112

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday July 19, 2022 @03:09PM (#62716616) Attached to: Microsoft is Launching a Facebook Rip-off Inside Teams

Jesus FUCK...

Anonymous FUCK!

Let's see how much YOU like that!

Comment Re:Democrats are anything but Democratic... (Score 1) 226

by Jesus Q. Christ on Tuesday July 19, 2022 @12:24PM (#62716134) Attached to: Democrats Prepare Bill That Would Codify Net Neutrality

So now two lives are lost in the name of jesus.

Hey, don't blame me. I'd try some legal maneuvering to stop those Republican morons, but there are no lawyers in heaven.

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