ah yes, the old 7-4-7 haiku structure we all love

If you want Calculon to race to the laser gun battle in his hover-Ferarri, press 1.
If you want Calculon to double-check his paperwork, press 2.

It says "An anonymous reader shares a blog post"

We absolutely needed AAA batteries and Radio Shack was the nearest place that had them. I bought a 4 pack and the guy asked me "Do you also use AA batteries?" in an attempt to get me to purchase some of those as well.
I told him "No, I only use AAA batteries" and left with my purchase.

API.ai, originally known as Speaktoit, had some success with Assistant, which was downloaded more than 10 million times from the Google Play store
On September 19 2016, Google announced it had acquired API.ai, a startup that launched Assistant in 2011, one of the earliest independent virtual digital assistants (VDAs).
this from here

You're really complaining a lot more about the image-word-detection and voice-to-text translation than you are about actual language translation

Dang, that's a really good idea

Is this an intentional Streisand Effect? Are they just trying to get their name out more by claiming they don't want you to talk about them?

I, uh, don't think that was right

It's so you can see when to empty it. The fuller the container gets, the less well it works

because he missed one 'd' on "practiced"?? What are you providing to slashdot with that comment?

Did Hitachi release a swingin song about Shingled Magnetic Recording? The Perpendicular one was great!

Guildenstern: You can't not be on a boat.

Rosencrantz: I've frequently not been on boats.

Guildenstern: No, no... What you've been is not on boats.

Until there are 4 or 5 thumb sized holes, or a hole the size of a window

Plus no one has ever piloted a shopping mall into a building

Whip. Llamas WHIP winamp's ass