... that these aren't made up names? That these are for real social networks?

Companies are to blame. Not the consumers that buy the product by the ton, and then donâ(TM)t dispose of the properly. It is the companies. Right.

Nobody here will discuss that *Facebook* has a *TWITTER* account?!?

... till he discovers cows and their methane emissions :D

... on web ads being served through standard win apps like WordPad for Wine?

Now I can be jump scared at any moment, and closing my eyes wont do a thing... cant wait for black hats to cause us actual heart attacks... or even better... demand payment or else...

It is official. I m old. ;(

would come crashing down in flames if they did that. I mean, itâ(TM)s not like they became a titanic behemoth of a cloud computing business, or anything...

Languages like C or C++ are 30+ years old, still being updated nowadays, and v1.0 programs still work today. Makes you wonder if the choice of language was the right one :D

You telling me Boston Dynamics is a real company with real products and it is actually selling them to real customers? And not just a meme generator for YouTube?

âoeThis benefits the world, but it does not benefit me or my company, so, nope, not gonna do itâ. Says the leader of a company that is able to influence the world with anything he does.

Sigh.

... till Disney sues the government over copyright infringement for the projectâ(TM)s name. Things are really going to get interesting then...

... that read that as âoefundamental flawsâ ?

Default apps that exist since day zero in Windows and everyone uses? Letâ(TM)s get rid of them! Nobody will ever complain.

Now, weâ(TM)ll have enough megabytes in the PCs to shove him millions and millions of ads down their collective throats. Cause thatâ(TM)s what operating systems are for: ad serving platforms for the masses, right?

... and I immediately start thinking about penguins. How come?