Totally agree with the overall gist that people should take a deep breath and think before posting yet more hyperbolic kneejerk commentary. But I do take issue with this:
I'm sorry, but somebody has to be seriously screwed-up to consider it some sort of human rights violation to be asked "name 5 things you did last week"; any productive human being can EASILY answer that question in a moment without really having to think about it.
For certain jobs this is very true, but for others, not really. Take a sculptor, for example. Their answer to the question would be "I worked on my sculpture all of last week. And that, four more times." Same thing for a writer writing a novel, same thing for a scientist trying to get the math for some complex theory to add up, same for a sprinter training for the Olympics. This is a typical corporate thing of trying to come up with simple, easily quantifiable and straightforward enough for senior management to understand definitions for any complex question, such as defining productivity.
I suppose the hypothetical sculptor could restate their answer to someting like "First thing, I worked on the nose of my statue, second, on the ears, third, on the fingers..." Might be a bit more difficult for the scientist or the athlete, but there should probably be some way to define the thing you're doing in terms of five distinct activities. But here you're already put into the position where you have to gamify your answer to comply with nonsensical demands, in other words, play politics instead of just doing your job.