Call me crazy, but why not just build tornado-proof houses instead?

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

I dunno bro, torrents are pretty legit. Why get hung up on the legality of it? I've been torrenting for like half a decade now and have never been noticed. And yeah they are related, since the options are not just buy blu-rays or pay for streaming, you can also download pixel perfect br rips. Sure you can be against piracy, but pretending that it doesn't exist is kind of retarded.

What is bittorent? You don't need a blistering fast connection at all.

if they could create a 2D printer that wasn't a crotchety piece of shit, then people would be more excited. I don't look forward to trying to unjam some 3D printer nozzles full of melted plastic.

when we run out of IPv6 addresses? It's a serious and pressing concern, like what happens when Intel runs out of nanometres to cut off their processors. Fools, the lot of them!

That's a good point, but why bother when the refining infrastructure is already existing, and transportation of oil is so cheap.

But I can barely use a pen any more due to spending all my time at a keyboard. When I find myself in the rare situation of having to write things out manually, my hand is cramping after a page.

So in your world, two gay people in a committed relationship wanting the same rights as a straight couple is equivalent to incest, marriage for green cards etc? What's next, marrying our pet dogs, you might ask? Get the fuck out of here.

Everyone knows the only true OS is Windows 3.1, I see no reason to upgrade from that.

Oh boy I can't wait to rip all my... oh wait I haven't used the dvd drive on my computer in like five years. I don't actually think it's connected because I needed the power connector for another hard drive.

Region lock multiplayer games so I don't have to play with Russians on EU West servers.

That is basically dropping the charges. You can't go back to 1952 and make the case disappear, but they can say that they regret what happened. It's entirely symbolic anyway since he's long since dead, and would be even if he had lived to old age.

Deaths from tobacco outnumber all wars in the 20th century.

Although I seem to recall you needed a violent civil war to end slavery in your country, whereas we ended it in ours and our colonies with a couple acts of parliament. But please do lecture me about your country's stellar history of cultural integration.