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Comment The Matrix as a Model: Don't Rebound off Walls (Score 1) 287

A List of things to NOT to Try: 1) Rebound off, or try to run up walls. 2) Do cartwheels and try to pick up and Fire an M-16 accuratlety, or blindly. 3) Fire a Minigun (10,000 rounds/minute) into a room when trying to save a hostage. It just doesn't work that way!! 4) Enter a secure builiding wearing various models of Uzi's, H&K MP SMG's, and various other firearms. They WILL stop you before you can act. 5) Do Not wear A leather tank top 24x7. It'll squish and begin to rub after 4 hours. How do I know all this? Well, I've fired a minigun, i've fired Uzi's and H&K MP SMG, and many pistols and rifles. If the Matrix did exist, we'd probably have cracked the code by now. Plus I wouldn't leave this earth EVEN IF I knew about life on the 'Outside' (I'd miss my Arbies roastbeef sandwiches)!! Life is a game, it all depends on how you play. Cheaters need not apply, cause you're already going to hell. But I do agree with the philosophy aspect of the Matrix. Actually, when it was just getting started, it sounded a lot like... well... Star Wars, episode 1. But being the computer geek I am and since no one probably will take the time to read my posts, I post whatever comes to my mind which is usually some insanse drivel that just seems natural. Either that, whenever I dream, I log on to the Matrix... Oh shoot, we're going to Send...

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