My favorite part is the photo caption on the reuters link:
FILE PHOTO: A hooded man holds a laptop computer as blue screen with an exclamation mark is projected on him in this illustration picture taken on May 13, 2017.

I don't know why she swallowed a AI
Perhaps she'll die.

Please somebody let me know if they report when you fart.

Their courage.

Usually, you don't have to worry about percussions with Uber drivers, except when you get one of those beatnik drivers. I try to stay away from them.

"!"

We will look back fondly on the days when we humans used to place boxes on shelves, be heckled by our boss with a hockey stick, and then violently shoved to the ground.

Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Australian clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them "chazzwazzers".