Indeed, a baton in the trunk. (sic)
??? It's in a case... :-D
The reason I didn't have the batons and music stand was because before I dropped off my car for repair, I had to unload all of the following out of my car:
- A flugelhorn and cornet case
- A trumpet and piccolo trumpet case
- A slide trumpet case
- A French horn case
- A trumpet stand bag
- Four music folders plus a folder of extra music for the jazz band
- Some stuff of sentimental value out of the front trunk
- A baton case
- A music stand bag
And didn't know that I was going to need the last one until after I had dropped it off, because I don't usually think about concerts until the week of the concert, and I dropped the car off for a three-day repair that actually took almost two weeks before they even started working on it, and the concert was day 13. So I really only actually forgot to unload one thing out of that giant pile of stuff. All things considered, I think I did pretty well. :-)
On top of this, we had just received an alto clarinet, which I had at my house, which I had do check over for mechanical soundness and then fix anything wrong with it before the next Monday's rehearsal, because we had a new player who could play that, but didn't own one. (I actually bought the instrument without knowing yet who would play it, and then an additional clarinet player magically appeared, which is nice, but I digress. The point of this part of the story is to explain why I had to load an extra instrument into my car that I didn't unload from it, and also give you an idea of how much extra stuff I'm dealing with mentally right now.)
So for those two weeks, on Monday, I had to put the alto clarinet case (second week only), a french horn case, a trumpet case (second week only), a conducting baton case (if I had it), a music notebook, and my camera/laptop bag into the car on Monday, take all of that out Monday when I got home at almost 10:00 at night, put back the camera/laptop bag on Tuesday along with the three trumpet/flugelhorn instrument cases (only one of which overlaps from the day before), the trumpet stand bag, and a different, nearly identical music notebook, take all of that out at 9:00 the next night, put back the camera/laptop bag on Wednesday along with the trumpet case (again) and a third (nearly identical) notebook on Wednesday, take all of that out at 9:00 on Wednesday night, and load up a fourth notebook (a proper choir binder this time) on Thursday morning and unload it at 10:00 the next night. And all that loading is early in the morning, when I'm not awake yet and my mind is mostly on work.
And that second week, we also had a jazz band gig on Thursday, so add all of the Tuesday items to that list plus a music stand. Oh, and FedEx and Amazon conspired to change the delivery location for our music filing cabinet from our music building to my house despite my explicit instructions to *both* of them, which meant on that same day, I also had to lift an insanely heavy box into the back of the loaner car and drive it over there. So if you're surprised that I forgot to think about needing a music stand, you have very seriously unrealistic expectations.
Add to that the fun joys of being in a loaner car that works very differently from my usual car because the dumba** company removed the shifter lever and the turn signal stalk. It's not that this design change causes a huge amount of extra mental overhead, but it really was the straw that breaks the camel's back at times. :-)
To be fair, the first couple of weeks of trying to not use your car for storage are obviously the hardest, and after a couple of weeks, I'd expect to settle into a routine where I was doing it *mostly* correctly, and I would probably at least label the outside of the notebooks by day if I had to do this regularly, but still, it's a lot to keep up with. And all that extra mental bandwidth has to come from somewhere. Right now, I'm spending all of my mental bandwidth on my software engineering career, semi-memorizing choir music, learning music for an orchestra and a jazz band, and keeping track of all the details of conducting four (mostly long, relatively challenging) pieces with the wind ensemble. There's a *lot* of stuff going through my brain right now.
On top of that, during that second week, I had to deal with ordering some mouthpiece adapters, bike chain repair tools (twice because the first one was defective), a replacement shifter cable (destroyed while removing a defective derailleur that wouldn't unscrew) and a replacement derailleur for my bike, and a replacement saddle bag for my bike (the old one tore). I also had to deal with Amazon returns on a defective bike chain repair tool and a replacement tail box that turned out to be smaller than advertised, deal with an Apple cable return because they shipped the cables two weeks before my new watch and the new cables would have gone out of the return period before I got the watch to test it, reach out to Apple to try to find out why the watch had not even shipped on the day it was supposed to arrive, and then eventually give up and cancel the order outright and reorder from Best Buy after it still hadn't shipped two days after it was supposed to arrive, all because Apple apparently is so screwed up in their logistics that when an order never ships, they don't know what's going on.
Also, I had to order oversized drum keys for tuning the timpani (they use a different size square socket than normal drum heads), buy brass polish to fix up the alto clarinet, buy reeds for the alto clarinet because I needed it sooner than expected (new player appeared) and the reeds I originally ordered wouldn't have arrived in time for me to properly test the instrument and fix it if necessary, buy a stand for the alto clarinet because the new player would be switching off between that and a contra, buy a neck strap for the alto clarinet (I didn't even know alto clarinets used neck straps until I got the instrument and saw the hook), buy and filling out luggage tags for the alto clarinet so I can leave it in the orchestra storage room, add owner labels for some speaker hardware that I recently added to the organ, and so on.
And that's just the last two weeks. Over the last few months, I've also had to deal with music shipping companies failing to cancel duplicate orders (canceled and re-ordered with faster shipping) and then double-shipping them, shop around for various percussion instruments (and, occasionally, wind instruments) that we needed but nobody owned, file tickets to get the property manager to fix problems with the music building's only punch-code door lock, help plan and order food for periodic social events for the group, do updated part assignments when we get new members mid-cycle, worry about people who suddenly stop showing up and consider whether we need to figure out how to cover those parts, help figure out ways to recruit new members, help plan for the upcoming concert, do and/or help with concert videography for literally all of those groups plus a fifth group that I sit on the board of but don't perform in, do audio for a jazz band recording session, and somehow do all of that on top of a full-time job, all while still finding time to get adequate exercise on the weekends.
Oh, and if you've never built a chromatic temple block set yourself, or added more bars to a glockenspiel, or designed a 3D-printed flugelhorn (still in progress), or coordinated the delivery of a 5-octave concert marimba over the phone because they decided to deliver it after a month on the one week when you're out on vacation, then you have not walked a mile in my shoes.
There's an absolutely *insane* amount of work that goes into some of the stuff I do. And for all the stuff that our wind ensemble leads team knows about, there's probably another 2x as much little stuff that I mostly just deal with on my own and keep off their plates, like choosing and ordering the actual music. It's hard for any one person to stay fully organized when you're doing that much stuff. If I were *just* playing/singing in three ensembles and conducting a fourth, that could easily be a full-time job for a professional musician. I'm doing that on *top* of my full-time job.
So in response to the GP, I would only say, "Let's see you do all of this for a week, and we'll see how you handle it." Just saying. :-)
On a side note, if anyone knows of a full-time personal assistant who works cheap...