Journal GMontag's Journal: UBL Captured acccording to . . . 8

Well, according to a Portuguese acquaintance, Usama bin Laden was captured by the US and he is being held until the election. Also, President Bush called Spain, in advance, to tell them about the bombs on the trains.

According to my Latin Language speaking friend, this news is not being reported in the USA because President Bush told the press to not report it. As we all remember from the Nixon (or any other) years, the USA press does whatever the President says, so this must be true. Besides, this person is from europe, the superior society (after asia), so it must be true, yes?

Other convincing statements were that the Portuguese reporter has reported on oil-for-food cheating and some of his reporter friends have been murdered! .

Upon further questioning of Portuguese acquaintance, he confirmed that no New York Times reporter, nor any other USA reporter could speak Portuguese and relay the story as NONE OF THEM is capable of mastering both languages, besides Bush told them to be quiet before the election.

Yes, I did measure him for a new metal hat as I have the new cool drill press and need somethig to do with it.

In other news, Howard Stern is being silenced by the government. He stated so on the radio just this AM. He said, repeatedly, in his own words, that he can not speak his own words because of the government. Somehow this has nothing to do with his employer, who still has him on the air and has given him new rules for what he says across their equipment.

In even more news, the Pacifica radio network is still being silenced by the government as was broadcast on "Democracy Now" this evening.

Yes, I would have put all of this under "Area 51" but that choice is not available and YRO is not really fitting. The last 2 items could go under "editing" but that is not a choice either.