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Comment From the novel Apple 2110... (Score 0) 23

The Birth of the Corporate Navy Apple never called it an army. They branded it the Apple Orbital Security Division (AOSD), claiming it was “a protective measure for assets critical to humanity.” In reality, it was the world’s first corporate navy. Fleet Composition (2080s–2090s): Orbital Drones (“iSentinels”): Autonomous defense satellites stationed in cislunar orbit, capable of kinetic strikes against incoming craft. Fusion Frigates: Heavily shielded, fusion-powered ships with both cargo and defensive roles. Kessler Pods: Deployable micro-sat swarms designed to create localized debris fields — a weaponized version of the Kessler Syndrome. Command Structure: Staffed by ex-U.S. Space Force, Indian Space Command, and ESA veterans, paid salaries higher than any government could match. By 2090, Apple had more operational spacecraft than the next three nation-states combined. The Tranquility Exclusion Zone Apple declared a 1,000 km “no-fly/no-sat” bubble around its lunar territory, citing “safety protocols.” This zone effectively militarized the Sea of Tranquility. Nations who attempted to send inspection satellites reported mysterious signal blackouts and navigation failures. Leaked telemetry later confirmed that Apple’s iSentinels were jamming or hijacking rival satellites before they entered the zone. The United Nations formally condemned the policy, but no one dared escalate — because their fusion grids ran on Apple’s helium-3. The Exclusion Zone became the corporate equivalent of nuclear deterrence: untouchable by law, enforced by invisible weapons.

Comment What could possibly go wrong? (Score 0) 95

Universe X 33 the Boro report: Two years ago, Cognition, an AI startup backed by Peter Thiel's Founders Fund and tech industry leaders including former Twitter executive Elad Gil and Doordash co-founder Tony Xu, announced a fully autonomous AI software engineer called "Devin." Today it was discovered that every app that used code created by Devin had a sophisticated back door installed. The methods used were completely unknown and unexpected.

Comment Really? (Score 0) 55

The country of Saudi Arabia has scrounged up several billion dollars in investments from major tech companies which are interested in building cloud computing centers in the region. Who in their right fricking mind can trust the Saudis? The ruler has people he does not like killed in other countries.

Comment News release! (Score 0) 40

Universe X-33 The Loro Report: The University of Texas at Austin, one of the nation's leading computer science schools, said on Thursday that it was starting a large-scale, low-cost online Master of Science degree program in artificial intelligence. Florida not to be outdone is offering a course in Anti-woke AI. The code must be scrutinized by a state reviewer for Critical race conditions that can arise in the software where a computer program has multiple code paths that are executing at the same time. We don't want this AI code to go where we don't want it to go, said Char Mander; a spokesperson for the governor.

Comment AT$T (Score 0) 141

ATT has told me too bad your DSL is really just really good dial-up there is nothing we can do about your regulated service. The retired ATT guy said yeah they are killing the connections as fast as they can. You sell your house and had DSL the new owner cannot get it back. Oh just get Direct TV. Yet fiber is 400' from my house. Bastarde'!

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