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Comment Re: I can't wait for the brouhaha that arises (Score 1) 59

I'm not sure you understand what jailbreaking means in the context of AIs. It means prompts. E.g. asking it things and trying to get it to make inappropriate responses. Trying doesn't require any special skills, just an ability to communicate. Yes, I very much DO think most parents will try and see if they can get the doll to say inappropriate things before giving it to their children, to make sure it's not going to be harmful.

(Now, if Mattel has done their job right, *succeeding* will be difficult)

Comment Re: Ahahahahahaha (Score 4, Insightful) 81

Allowing a customer to service their own stuff while still being responsible for the maintenance contract is a potential nightmare.

No, it is not. You write the contract so that if the customer fucks it up it's their problem, and if you have to undo things that they did when you get there, they have to pay for it.

Comment Re:Saw an ad after paying for ad free (Score 0) 73

I would pay, even though I fucking hate Bezos, to watch Fallout without ads.

But since that's not an option, I will not pay. Whether I watch the series is irrelevant... to Amazon, anyway, since they will not derive any revenue from the activity either way.

Fuck them, and fuck anyone who gives them money to be shown ads, fucking class traitors. They are literally paying for the enshittification of society.

Comment Re:Despite (Score 1) 259

I will do that. I use gnumeric all the time for small CSVs because of the quick startup, but I haven't tried it on large files recently. Last time I did, it didn't acquit itself well, but I will give it another go. When I'm doing this it's really always CSVs, and I'm just trying to massage some data slightly before I import it somewhere. I finally resorted to just writing perl, but it was to do things that would have been faster to do in a spreadsheet if it didn't crater.

Comment Re: seen this movie before (Score 1) 259

Can we please drop this "windows is spyware" crap?

Why do you imagine that it is crap? Every expert disagrees with you.

No government is buying Windows Home or leaving telemetry on.

Aww you're so cute. Dumb, but cute.

You think you can be sure you've disabled all of that functionality.

Even if they didn't, GDPR.

Those are certainly all letters, but they don't prevent international espionage.

And calling the US untrustworthy because you don't like a President needs to go as well.

Some of us are just smart enough to call a fascist a fascist, and just dumb enough to do it, too. But you're dumb enough to deep throat the boot.

It is a foolish conceit that serves you poorly.

I will continue to resist this regime as long as I am able, because failure to do so is how to be destroyed by it.

Comment Re:I can't wait for the brouhaha that arises (Score 1) 59

Honestly, even if they can't jailbreak it to be age-inappropriate / etc, it's still a ripe setup for absurdist humour.

Kid: "Here we are, Barbie, the rural outskirts of Ulaanbaatar! How do you like your yurt?"

Barbie: "It's lovely! Let me just tidy up these furs."

Kid: "Knock, knock! Why it's 13th century philosopher, Henry of Ghent, author of Quodlibeta Theologica!"

Barbie: "Why hello Henry of Ghent, come in! Would you like to discuss esse communissimum over a warm glass of yak's milk?"

Kid, in Henry's voice: "That sounds lovely, but could you first help me by writing a python program to calculate the Navier-Stokes equations for a zero-turbulence boundary condition?"

Barbie: "Sure Henry! #!/usr/bin/env python\nimport..."

Comment Re:I can't wait for the brouhaha that arises (Score 1) 59

I think most parents will try to jailbreak the dolls, and some people will put a lot of effort in. The resulting videos will probably be very amusing ;)

Kid: "Oh look, Barbie, Ken is home!"

Barbie: "Oh wonderful, dinner is just about ready! Over dinner we should tell him about how the ongoing White Genocide in South Africa. He probably doesn't know because the Jews are trying to hide it!"

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