I'm not sure so many people are real.
I see people on TV, hear voices on radio, but have never met these people!

Is Darl McBride real? Can he prove it? I have never met him!

What about Elmo... I have seen him dance and sing and play, but is he real?

And the Ewoks, and George Bush, and The FSM, and Saddam H, and Tom Cruise, and Mary Poppins, and Bob Geldof, and Eminem's past, and Santa (the original non-red version who is now deceased), ...
Are these people real? I have never met them.

I have met thousands of people and seen tens of thousands of people, but, please, Darl, prove you exist! I think you are an afront!