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Journal Em Emalb's Journal: Snot 11

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You know that feeling you get after you've been sick for about a week and your sinuses finally start clearing?

And you have to blow your nose?

And you do and a GIANT WAD of snot comes out, and you have a mix of disgusted awe that A) you can now breathe, but B) that much shit came out your nose?

Today's kinda like that.

Know what I mean?

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  • Even better than snot is the leathery stuff you hack up when your throat starts clearing up.
  • A wonderful thought first thing in the morning...

    (sarcastic)
  • I know when I'm sick my digestion shuts down. I have a tendancy to eat things like soup and crackers and drink lots of juice. My bowels slow down and I won't go for a few days. I always know when I'm over my bug when my appetite comes back and I'm always revolted and yet awed by the bizarre fecal mass that finally finds its way out.

  • Yo (Score:2)

    by rdewald ( 229443 ) *
    You been watching me blow my nose this week? Stop it, that's disgusting.
    • somebody has to be there to hand you tissues.

      Stop picking your nose in public.

      While fascinating to you, it rather annoys the bums :)

      How you doin man?
  • I forgot the best command of all: Sniff.

    WarioWare. I appoint myself Doctor and prescribe 6 hours of WarioWare for your ills.
  • ... but I'd let STB explain it, for he is much more tactful with it....
  • I hate that; however, my sinuses won't clear...I have to work at it because I've inherited Goofy Ass® sinuses from my family. So, I need to go off to the bathroom and blow to the point of impending aneurysm just to get a bunch of sticky miniature wads.

    Well, you wanted to know.... or maybe not.
  • Please provide an illustration.
  • Maybe it's just me, but I've always wanted to make a miniature wet/dry vac for those days when the tissues you need are measured in acres. That way your nose doesn't get rubbed raw.
  • that much shit came out your nose?

    Wrong end.

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