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Journal Em Emalb's Journal: Dude jumped off a bridge on my way to work this morning 37

the bridge was only around 25' high, but that's plenty of distance to kill yourself, especially at 4:30am, and especially if someone in a 18-wheeler comes along and makes road paste out of you.

So, it took me over 2 hours (I left at 6:15am, got here to work at 8:30, was supposed to be here at 7am) to get to work this morning. At first, I was kinda distraught that I was angry at this person for deciding to kill themselves during rush hour. Then I decided, fuck that, I can be angry at some dumb asshole who decides the best way for them to get their message of no one cares about me across is to jump off a bridge on one of the busiest roads in the frigging US. Good job, asshole. No one, and I mean NO ONE will remember who you are, except for the couple of people who may have cared about you. All any of us will remember is "the time some asshole committed suicide on 400 right before rush hour".

So, to reiterate: FUCK YOU. It's a damned shame you weren't crippled for life instead of killed.

Look, if you feel the need to kill yourself, then by all means, feel free. Don't include all of us in your plans though, you asshole.

Speaking of assholes....I guess I'm one for calling it like I see it. Suicide is such a cop-out. So weak. Blah. Whatever.

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Dude jumped off a bridge on my way to work this morning

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  • Your point may sound harsh, but really, did he have to mess up everyone else's day? Everyone has their own problems, you're not special, so don't drag us into it. Hopefully not too many little kids saw what happened.
  • But because of my cartoon character nature, I bounced back.

    It was me the other six times this year, too. I just can't get enough.

    That's all folks!

    Ethelred

    PS: On a more serious note, my prayers for whomever he left behind...

  • but Murder-Suicide, especially with Suicide-by-Cop? That's the shit. Really, go into a crowded area, light up a bunch of people. Choke the rivers with their dead. Who can forget Phil Hartman's psycho bitch wife? I wonder what impersonation he did right before she shot him? The one that might actually save his life? Frank Sinatra? Troy McClure? They were all the fucking same anyway. In 20 years he'll only be remembered for the ignobility of his death.

    "Another nigga deceased/Another story is told"
    • No. He will be remembered as Bill on the best TV show ever that went to pot after he died and had to be cancelled. At least that's how I'll remember him. :^)
    • but Murder-Suicide, especially with Suicide-by-Cop? That's the shit.

      I always figured if you are gonna go and kill yourself, you might as well do the world a favor and take a spammer or two or as many as you can with you.

      Do spammers ever have conventions?
  • to kill people who inconvenience others with their pathetic suicide shit. And maim those who don't succeed. Hell, you should be thanked for decking any pansy-ass bitch who whines too much.

    Can I get an Amen?!

    ....Bethanie....
    • As always I'm a bit late to the party, but I want to add some trivia to your pool. Did you know that in Germany, if you are a civil servant, you can and will get sued by the state for trying to commit suicide?

      In case you wonder, it's the compulsory military service game over here and you can choose to become a civil servant instead (that's a lot of paperworks and several mandatory "discussions" with military people), and special laws apply to you while you are one. To be fair, there are special laws while
  • My friend's brother killed himself a couple of months ago. He was going through a divorce and had been the stay at home dad for 7 years. He had given up his career to be a dad and felt that he had nothing to live for. He had no career, his family was being torn apart by his wife leaving, so he used alchohol and drugs to OD.

    I feel bad for the family left behind, because it appears that my friend is the only one in his family dealing with his death. But then again, my friend is a fireman, and he (unfortun

  • There's too many people in the world dying of hunger, illness, war, and all sorts of other stuff they couldn't avoid. I'm angry at people who get so wrapped up in themselves that they think suicide solves their problems is completely understandable. It is particularly bad when they choose to end their life in a way that will hurt or inconvenience others. I don't care if they felt their life was otherwise unnoticed - this isn't the right way to get attention.

    Ah, well. The only time I would consider suic
  • Suicide of this kind is usually an expression of rage, intended to piss people off, so I'd say this gentlemen succeeded at that quite well.

    We can't know what led him to it, the responses here say a lot about what is going on in people's (the poster's) lives, though. It's all very interesting for as psychologically-inclined types.

    Nurses know how to kill themselves quietly, and it such a way that it is impossible to prove that it was suicide, or even self-inflicted. Botched suicide attempts are usually cr

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