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poll: what's more fun

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  • E) (Score:1)

    by wheany ( 460585 )
    E) Sex with a mare.

  • or E. (Score:2)

    by ellem ( 147712 ) *
    E) Killing a bag lady with a Marino's Ices wooden scraper!
  • B/D

    Burping is a sign of domination. If I can burp louder then you then I OWN YOU!

    Farting is just amazing, my god... that smell, how did that not eat through my body? Was I born with this hole or was it just made my erosion?

    Wait. Why are my pants wet?
  • I like belching. You can usually control it better, it isn't actually sick (like some of those gutter farts people have that prove some folks have a small canister of VX gas up their butts) so you can usually think of something snappy to say.

    Of course, when women do it, B is fantastically hysterical. One of those real loud *BRAP!* that quiets a restaurant. Serious, I can't control myself when that happens. There's something about the look women get. Like a guy, he'll just look like an idiot. Women, th
    • yes.

      this is what I had in mind.

      I didn't see, how did your boys do this week?
      • I didn't see, how did your boys do this week?

        *sigh* To start the game, the Browns D forced a 3 and out. The Ravens punted and the Browns recovered at their own 20. On the first play from scrimmage, Dilfer went into the Shotgun, Faine (the center) snapped the ball normally. The obvious occured: the ball went loose, Ravens recovered, three plays later they scored the only touchdown in the game.

        Bad special teams coverage, a penalty and then the Ravens got the score to 10-0 like five minutes into the game.
        • Man, I hate that.

          My Bears are so frigging guilty of doing this too.

          It absolutely slays me. Everytime they get the running game going, they say ok, what's working in this game for us?

          Ok, yeah, the D is doing a good job. On offense, we can't pass the ball. Let's get away from the one thing that is working, running, and pass the ball. Good idea.

          I'm telling you, I wish I could be the O-coordinator for one game. Just one. Wait til they load the D line with 8 and then I'll pass. Maybe.
  • Belching for volume in a room amongst friends.

    Farting for when I can sneak up on someone and place my bum in contact with target. In a way, it is a bit like an antipersonnel mine. Blows on contact.
    • Farting for when I can sneak up on someone and place my bum in contact with target. In a way, it is a bit like an antipersonnel mine. Blows on contact.

      Man, that's ruthless! Does your ass have a "Front Towards Enemy" typed onto it?

      Of course I can't say I haven't done something similar. I sometimes try to stand nonchalantly next to someone sitting down so my ass is like a foot from their faces. To time it and say "Oh Steve," so he gets it right between the eyes is optimal.
      • On a slightly similar note. One of my old roomates used to like sticking his feet on people. There really wasn't anything wrong with them, they didn't stink, he was a pretty clean person, but it is just odd for someone to walk into a room and just put their bare feet on you. On your leg, our arm, your stomach. I think he just got a kick out of the person's reaction.

        One afternoon I had fallen asleep in a chair in the living room, legs hanging over one arm, my head against the other arm. He apparently thoug
    • I like going "crop dusting" in Wal-Mart. You see a young couple (preferrably teenagers) looking at something and walk by them and let a silent stinker rip. Keep walking and go to the isle beside them and peek around the corner. By the time it floats up to sniffing range, you're long gone. He will think she did it and she'll think he did it. The looks (And if you're lucky, the ensuing conversation) are histerical. :-)

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